It’s time for some brutal honesty about fad diets.
Studies have shown that diets which make claims like . . .
- “Restore your hormonal balance;
- Regulate your blood sugar; AND
- Eliminate the symptoms of inflammation”
are best reserved for infomercials, Oprah, or the back pages of a dirty magazine.
Suffice it to say I was skeptical when I first read the Hartwigs’ rather immodest books touting the aforementioned health benefits.
It also didn’t help that Whole30 had a number in its name.
See, unlike Vietnamese restaurants, diets with numbers in them usually increase my skepticism of their authenticity—and their claims.
Don’t get me wrong; I love math, and am a total sucker for empirical, quantifiable tests (after all, I am a “randomista” by academic training). In fact, in looking at the expanding universe of popular diets, I realized there’s a certain logic to many of these programs that can be articulated using simple arithmetic. Take a look, for example, at how Whole30 compares to Paleo and gluten-free diets.
And just for fun, I nerded out with some equations for a few other fad diets:
But math also tells us that about 95% of all diets fail people—and that the ones promising results within a given time horizon are particularly susceptible to setbacks.
On the bright side, one thing going for such fixed-term programs is that they are over pretty quickly. And, much like rolls of toilet paper, they seem to go faster the closer you get to the end.
Just think: if the Muslim world can fast from sunrise to sunset for 30 days during Ramadan every year, what could possibly be so hard about giving up just a few basic food groups for that long?
Perhaps the hardest thing to set aside was the imposed expectation of instant gratification.
In all honesty, a big motivating factor for both me and my girlfriend was not so much the promise of rapid weight loss and clearer skin—though these would of course be welcome after-effects. Rather, we both wanted to extract (or at least anesthetize) our sweet tooths and better regulate our blood-sugar levels.
I also wanted an instant eight-pack, so the bar was admittedly pretty high.
The question was what we would have to sacrifice to get there.
In the next post, we’ll look at the toughest foods we had to relinquish, and map out a newbie’s basic guide to surviving the Whole30 diet.